Raising My Girls

Okay, so my youngest can be quite comical at times… as all three year olds can be.  However, today has been even funnier than usual.  This could be that she’s coming off of a mysterious illness (she ran a high fever Monday that was gone Tuesday).  Or it could be that she’s just in a very good mood. 

Either way, today she explained that she now has “moves.”  When questioned about said moves, she carefully explains that her moves come from sugar and powder and lemonade.  Not only that but she has “super fast” moves that can be done “all the way over to my ball there.”  And we can’t forget that her baby doll is highly appreciative of said moves while she’s being swung around and thrown across the room.

So what are these “moves” I’m speaking of?

First, you start on hands and knees, while pretending to be a dog.  Next, you shout to the crowd that you have “super, super, SUPER MOVES!”  Then, you proceed to spin and jump around in circles while still on hands and knees. 

The next part is optional, but if not done it may take away from the power of your moves.

Next, you raise up on your knees and DEMAND that your mommy watches you perform your “super, super, super FAST MOVES!”  When mommy looks, you declare, “Wait, I have to shake myself up first” and then you shake your whole body before spinning and jumping around in circles yet again.

Once mommy is paying attention, your game is over and you should announce that you’re now going to go watch Dora the Explorer.  Proceed to the nearest television with your show on while leaving mommy laughing and determined to blog about your “super moves.”

Voila!  You are now a 3 year old girl with super moves and a worldwide audience!  Be happy, have some juice, and go watch Dora!

 :-)

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